I am

(When reading this...just imagine the newest Molson Canadian TV Ad)

Hi........

I'm not a Salaryman, a samurai or a ninja.

I don't live in a capsule hotel, I don't eat Sushi every night (although I wish I could), and I don't drive a Honda.

And I don't know Tanaka-san, Suzuki-san or Yamada-san from Japan, although I'm certain they're really really short people.

I drink sake... not beer.

I don't use chopsticks to eat a burger.

And I pronounce it "Hello", not "Haro-".

I can proudly fly my country's flag on my back while I watch Karate Kid II.

I have a "Prime Minister", not a "Shogun".

I believe in Hair-dying, not plain black hair color.

A Katana IS a sword, Tofu IS food and Kurosawa IS the best director in the World!!!!

And it IS pronounced "Wasabi", not "Wazaaaaabi", WASABI!!!

Japan is the ONLY country shaped like a Sea Horse, the FIRST nation of Sumo, and the BEST part of the Orient!!

My name is Kats!!!
AND I AM JAPANESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..........arigato.